Stan [Remix/Parody]
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Category: Emcee Lounge
Forum Name: Open Mic
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Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 4:52am
Topic: Stan [Remix/Parody]
Posted By: Calibra
Subject: Stan [Remix/Parody]
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 8:50am
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Just something to take your minds off the back and forth disses. Just a piss take. Enjoy. 1st Verse
Dear Cal,
I emailed you before but I guess you didn't get it I left my msn, MySpace and my AIM on the message I had a thought though, I wrote your address quite quickly And never got an email back to confirm delivery But anyways, fuck it whats been up man? Got ya mic yet? Im bout to do audio like you, just aint joined the site yet When I choose my name I'll be called Kalibra One day I hope we'll meet up and I get to see ya I know you hear it daily, but you're best, I already told ya right? I just finished readin' all your previous battles and Open Mics And I made a fansite full of all of your biggest fans Im the only member but it'll grow when people start to hear you man Anyways I hope you get this fam, hit me back Just to chat Truely yours, your biggest fan This is Stan. 2nd Verse
Dear Cal,
You still aint hit me back, its been about a week Ill start to think your a noob if you don't answer me If you didn't want a conversation, you could pretend to But you shouldn't have left your msn for me to send to Thats my fucking feelings man, and you don't give a shit I've messaged you like everyday, and you keep ignorin' it Thats pretty shitty man, your like my fuckin' idol I want to be just like you, no-one likes you more than I do Remember when we met on MySpace? You said if I write to you you would write back
You fuckin' lied to me and I don't like that See im just like you in a way, I know my father to, He's divorced aswell but I guess that doesn't bother you See I can relate to what your sayin' in your text So once I've read ya fuckin' freestyles I cant wait to read whats next Cause I dont really do shit else So that shit helps to fill the day I've even stuck your head on-top of my picture with Dr.Dre Sometimes I try to write shit just to see if I can do Something that could match or even come close comapred to you See everything you write is dope, and I respect you cause you tell it My net bills expensive cause im on your MySpace 24/7 But no-one likes you but me, try facin' it They just haven't realised that you're the greatest yet You gotta email me man, I'll be the only fan you'll ever loose Sincerly yours Stan. P.S. We should collab together too! 3rd Verse
Dear Mr. Im to good to call or write to my fan
This'll be the last email I ever send you man It's been 2 weeks and still no word, I dont deserve it I know you got the emails, I slowed down and wrote the address perfect So this is the virus im sending you, I hope you download It'll make your comp explode, its called "Saddam Mode" Hey Cal, I wrote a freestyle, dare me to post? But it might turn to a competition of who can hate me the most You could've saved me from lookin' stupid, but now its too late I've started a battle with I-kon with a 24 hour due date So dont be suprised if I no-show, I'll just be missin' Im about to get owned, pwned and KO'd in just 1 written When all I wanted was a lousy comment or a call Infact, you're not even in my MySpace top friends anymore See I loved you Cal, we could have collabed together, think about it You've ruined it now, I hope you cant write a free thats dope, I doubt it I hope you cant sleep and you dream about me I hope your conscience eats at you and you cant free without me See Cal? Fuck off pop-up im tryna type See they come up sometimes when im on this site But I didnt close it down, I just minimized, im pretty sure That if its still open then hopefully I wont get anymore Well gotta go, almost all my words gone Oh shit, I forgot, I never even logged on! 4th Verse
Dear Stan,
I meant to email sooner, but my net was broke You said you were gonna start to write, how did that go? Look I'm really flattered you made the fansite man But it kinda sucks that you're my only fan Sorry I didn't message sooner, but I made it son You said you like my freestyle, well heres my lastest one But whats this shit you said you gonna send a virus? Im just a little late on emailing theres no need to be like this You got some issues Stan, its really kinda creepy Knowning that the only sale I've ever made was you buying my CD And what's this shit you say bout us collabin' together? I would dude but personally I think PB and CHAIN are better I know you challenged Kon by accident You'll lose, dont follow my career of battlin' I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you take me off your top friends, look, I'll put you in mine If you relax a little, I'm glad I've inspired you but Stan Why are you so mad? Understand, that I do want you as a fan I just dont want you to post a free thats wack Cause theres haters out there, they'll laugh and thats a fact I seen this one guy on the site, posting a free called 'Black & White' And we just sat there laughin', cause he didn't have the skill to write And we didnt leave any feed, but when someone proped him on the post We accused him of having a 2nd account made just to boast I never saw the connection, he was just stupid cause he new Come to think about it, his name was... No, it wasn't you Damn!
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Replies:
Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 8:54am
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Ha...pretty dope man I like it, took the image of stan and flipped it into your own piece, impressive shit...I like it some lines could of been abit more origonal since they were like stan, only bad thing id say is that you used too many em lines but i guess that happends when re-mixin a track See everything you write is dope, and I respect you cause you tell it My net bills expensive cause im on your MySpace 24/7 ^ haha -------------  |
Posted By: mcwoods
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 8:59am
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yeah this was tight lol...
maybe took the stan copying eminem a bit far, as some lines seemed almost line fore line with the original.. but LOL at the topic and the execution was flames.. alot of funny lines and quotables .. ending was funny shit too
really enjoyable read, never thought about how much there was lol..
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 9:00am
Thanks Kay and Woods. I wanted to still give the Stan feel so I kept some lines in there and tried to morph the rest. Glad you like it bro. 
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Posted By: Matt The Ripper
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 9:16am
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I feel ya (no homo) That was a good fuckin' read, fa real! Definately something different... "Fuck off pop-up im tryna type" If I had any type of beverage in my mouth at that moment, it would've been all over my computer... lol. Props. ------------- Face it, I'm just too Rock N' Roll for you You aint ready for this, and now you know the truth |
Posted By: Point Blank
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 9:23am
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I would dude but personally I think PB and CHAIN are better
LMFAO Man this was dope, serious. The first bar cracked me up and so did the saddam virus thing. Dopeness man...keep it up |
Posted By: King Jehu
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 10:50am
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9.5 out of 10. Eminem is a difficult artist to emulate, and with a specific story such as Stan's, it's almost impossible to do it without having some of the same lines he used. Great job.
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 11:16am
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Wow lol 9.5? Are you shittin' me? That's put a grin on my face that might stick for a while lol
Are you motherfuckers watching? Im after Open Mic of the Month, MC of the Month and all that shit! Lol thanks alot King. Matt and Point, your feed was cool too but... 9.5!!!
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Posted By: Point Blank
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 11:20am
| I gave it a 9.65, just didnt want to tell you |
Posted By: King Jehu
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 11:54am
We're watching. 9.5 is good, but it has to be consistent. Shrink the head a little. ------------- Insert something rappy here |
Calibra wrote:Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 2:20pm
Lol I wasn't being big headed, just stating my future intentions. 
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Posted By: Freeda5thDawg
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 4:57pm
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can't really go into it further as others have stated...a very difficult attempt, but you pulled it off well without forcing the story telling thus keeping me hooked from beginning to end...though i know i've fed some of your drops, i don't remember 'em being as good as this piece here...at first i thought it was just going to be a complete mirror verse to eminem's song...but you went so deep into the story it, i'm sure you enjoyed writing this and really focused on it because it shows...good job cal... -------------  |
Posted By: I-kontinue
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 6:14pm
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This was really nice. Flowed well... Heard it in my head as I read it, so the flow was on point. Definitely a contender to be an OMOTM... It's gonna be hard to keep up to this standard... Really nice flip on the story overall... Many humorous lines... 4th verse was hilarious... Opening lines of it made me laugh out loud fa real... Ha... Thanks for the shout out too... Stan is one stupid mofucka ... Keep it up, Cal... 1
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 6:17pm
| Lol props Kon, thought you'd like that bit! Glad you and Freeda liked this, I've been disappointed from not getting as much feed from the heads as I expected so to get this much of you guys is great. It will be hard to keep up but all a brother can do is try lol |
Posted By: Matt The Ripper
Date Posted: 14 November 2008 at 7:22pm
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I give this 8.9/10 BTW. :P ------------- Face it, I'm just too Rock N' Roll for you You aint ready for this, and now you know the truth |
Posted By: CHAIN
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 8:04am
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See Cal? Fuck off pop-up im tryna type See they come up sometimes when im on this site But I didnt close it down, I just minimized, im pretty sure That if its still open then hopefully I wont get anymore Well gotta go, almost all my words gone Oh shit, I forgot, I never even logged on! 9/ 10 ...nothing is ever perfect, but this had to be one of The most entertaining pieces i ever read, straight up
i'm lazy as fuck and i read all 4 verses, lol
so, keep this up, sorry, i'm late
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Posted By: Rameez
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 8:34am
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as chain said.. this was entertaining piece bro.. good stuff.. the story was nicely written the way u want to expose yourself.. lol.. flow was good and balance rhymes.. this is something new in open mic.. and it was good read.. so I'll give u 9.5 also.. keep it up.. you'll improve more if you keep this up.. and if your really into hiphop I suggest to try making audio... and see yourself next to eminem and stan.. yada yada.. ez ------------- 
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Posted By: Senor Perfecto
Date Posted: 19 November 2008 at 5:49pm
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When I saw the thread... I was gonna post to say that I don't like parodies... After reading it... it was a very good parody... entertaining... and creatively twisted so we could relate to it more... Nice... for what it is... Adios...  -------------  |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 06 December 2008 at 8:34pm
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LMAO...quality parody, very funny
Nice shiznit ------------- 
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Posted By: Demonic
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 8:25pm
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You my friend are a legend for this, ... shiiit had me rolling man ... pop up line was Dope
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