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    Posted: 23 August 2011 at 10:00pm
 
So- If the world is still spinning then you know I'm a get mines
Cause there's a-con-in-me refusin' to bow to these shit times
infuse clever in spit rhymes - pull levers and hit lines
Ain't no rage for the machine, I just relax as it spits dimes
Got tha knack for making stacks- in fact, u can watch how I prove it
stay puffed like that marshmallow man, cause that's how I do it
On a robbin' spree nightly - travel lightly ta casino'd cities
C-note gritty, wallet fat like September Carrino's titties
See, it's a "get money" thing for me, my prime directive's "aquire"
but I still stay up in that pussy like there's hobbits in shires
Get wired and I spit fire - get lips wet and leave clits sire'd 
Tha Red Bull gave me wings - That's why I fuck till I get tired       
Ya see this hustle I own's got me enslaved to it's ritches
but I'd spend it all on Rosie Jones, one-a-my favorite bitches
Cause she got them titties that won't quit and a beautiful face
She's even took Keeley's place & you know what I'd do ta her, mate!
But I'd like some Kelly Brooke too, I see her hips done got wider  
an since Alba's havin' babies now, Imma bust up inside her
Get Selena tipped off-the-cider, my spell is gonna surpise her 
Just to prove I'm old school bust moves on Winona Ryder
Now I ain't really feelin Kat Von D, see she needs more meat on her ass
but I'd still let her give me head if I can skeet on her tats
I'm just freaky like that, cause I feel I've seen and done it all
so if it's a standard bitch in missionary, it's not very fun at all
Cause ya see I run it all, I'm servin bitches like Women's tennis
Whether it's Ashley Greene or Avril Lavigne, you know I'm want'n up in it
I stay get'n them riches and stay pull'n down rich bitches britches
Take all these niggas money once I'm 'em exposing their glitches
Leave 'em shook, money took - you really think these crooks matter?
I just dip out to find angels with that Ashlynn Brooke swagger
Cause once my wallets fatter, I'm on a mission like Blues Brothers
hellbent on that heffer with the huge butt or the huge utters
Lucy Pinder on my list and Hot Wife Rio on my mind
Peeping Keyra Augustina's from behind and stamp her ass as bon-a-fide
You damn right I wanna ride - I seen her video, shakin' her hips
I'll keep throwing up Bens - ain't no sense in making her quit
with perfect vision like Vida Guerra minus her face and her tits
Like my opener states; if the world rotates, I'm takin' her shit
 
 
 
 
 
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Rawr you stallion. I love the economy line. some gucci gucci type rhymes afterwards
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Wow - this was tight!!! J, you impress me so much with your writtens, it's impossible to find anything to pick a. Not that I'd wanna do that, but am sayin - you leave no room for negativity.

The clits sired line was nice as fuck yano. And you dropped Lucy Pinder in there too LOL. Girl got sum of the best tits in the Britz. She took up some hard-drive space on my shit for a long while yano - Its refreshing to see that you've gone outside of the box and that you got sum of that UK knowledge.

This was a hot drop all in all. Some a the girls mentioned were perfect examples of firing females!!! Bravo kiddo Clap
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Yeah this shit was hella slick J!! Like Manc was saying there's no room for errors in any of this piece!! I lol'ed through most of it especially the Rosie Jones line!! Nice drop J!!! Impeccable...
                     
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote spume corrupt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2011 at 10:12am
Brlliant J5

Nice to see yo got some UK chicks in this
(did yo know Pinder wouldn't show her nips 4 years then she clued up)
What the fuck is a tit wit out nips man
Loads a good lines an the humour was spot
This was dope love the big up lines worked into this
Out the box piece

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Preciate the looks on this, gents - big ups to all.
 
Spume- yea kid, I love me some UK chicks. Agreed on the nipple thing, I've always thought that was stupid too. I was very happy to see Lucy come around as well as Keeley for making that video Clap   
 
we could have a whole discussion about UK chicks, i've got tons of favorites.
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this would be tight to hear on audio. i enjoyed reading it though pretttty sick
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote -Que- Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 September 2011 at 1:52am
The opener with "Economy/a-con-in-me".......FIRE!!

"Get Selena tipped off-the-cider, my spell is gonna surpise her 
Just to prove I'm old school bust moves on Winona Ryder"
^^...Niggah! The thoughts that come thru you are so far out there....yet the insanity of it all is what your most genius putting together.I always love reading your off the wall twists on celeb/reality/real life/fantasy pieces. Its like you would be a raw director or film writer. Propers J5

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