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    Posted: 01 August 2005 at 11:06am
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  text: PM lyrics and explanations of verse (<mandatory)
  you may not add explanations in the thread of the battle, so make sure you get them all in your PM
Deadline: August 10
No-Show = loss for team (applies to both teams this time as both teams have a deadline)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 August 2005 at 5:35am
BiggStankDogg:

From a long hiatus, they asked me to welcome back the P-Man
Since your crew's full of Jackasses, does that make you the Wee-Man?
Shake the skeletons from your closet, I crush your bones like I'm He-man
You're facing a rap god, I'll make you "My Sacrifice" like you were a Creed fan...

If ILLA's "Da General", you must be "Da Kernel" based on your spit style
If I ate all your punches, they'd leave chunks of corn in my shit pile (corny) *1
Why bother showing up? We all know you're an FL imposter
P-Man's jumped so many crews they don't even add you to thier roster! *2

This bitch can't last in this battle -  he don't have the balls to survive it
Wait, how can I question your manhood? This "guy"'s the one the keepin' it private! *3
Almost rose to the top ten, but that shouldn't make this bitch gloat
He's packed enough light newbie wins and it's helpin' keep that ship float *4

I drooled when I drew you for battle, till I began laughing my ass off
Let's cut to the chase, Man - tonight the Dogg eats the carcass of Pavlov *5
This man's soft, fuck rap, this fag would rather have a dance off
This is our 2nd Round, and you got fucked twice without taking your pants off! *6

Wasted twenty lines on a no-show like that girl in Aruba
Not known for ya rhymes, just known for rubbin' da boobah * 7
If you even make the deadline, it's ended before it began
Cuz this kid can't punch for shit, that's why he's known as the Pee-Man

*1 - Never known for a good punch, just random corniness
*2 - Known journeyman who's been kicked from a few crews for inactivity. Not even listed on FL's crew page
*3 - "Private" gender under his name
*4 - Ranked 11th without too many tough battles. Alot of n00b wins...
*5 - Pavlov did experiments with the hunger patterns of dogs, and noticed they drooled at feeding time
*6 - I KO'd him in our first battle, looking to beat him in our
second. If he shows up for it...
*7 - His avatar
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The BiggStankDogg Has Spoken...

P-Man:
No-Show


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Renegade Win - due to no-show
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