Open Mic: The King's Speech

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   Bodacious crazes,
Brands of space cases coming from mars,
Nameless faces, 
Fans of wasteland capers and monkey bars.
All trunkless cars,
No taste for pack'n heat,
Fire Front'n sparks, 
So I stay track'n feet.
Gums flap'n at me? 
The Goose he soars high,
Youngin's yap'n at me? 
Noose for yur neck yur floored guy!
Im bored why? 
Too many riders and busy dicks,
About a chord shy,
So fuck'n sick of these Trizzy clicks!
With a soar eye, 
Ditzy dudes look'n like Dixie Chicks,
Flip'n the script,
When I come through whip'n pistol grips!
Thats the real shit, 
While you keystyle in footie pajamas,
Never been selebate,  
D's child defiled sell'n rufied bananas!
MC Hammers, 
Jump'n planes in pairs of parachute pants,
Scared lil baby bammers,
Hump'n legs when they're cued to dance.
And they rude with rants, can you vote for me?
So many Cuba fans, bet they float for free!
Watch'n yur flows freeze, like lakes in fargo,
Wont go far though, 
Ya fake steeze still under embargo!
Got loads of cargo,
Bars are barges sail'n seas,
Stay fail'n G, 
Yur skies are starless im marked astronomy.
So pardon me, 
If Im sound'n full of myself,
I target beats, 
While Ya Netcee hope'n for Veterans help!
Ya restless yelps, 
Like plush puppies left out in the rain,
Got slept for brains,
Guppies helpless get'n flushed wet to drains.
Ima shelf yur names,
Antiques left collect'n dust,
I know ya fealt the pain, 
Weak scripts yur no Exoduzt!
Been infected rust, LA's need'n a tetanus shot,
So SYN weddin injections like polygamist Docs!
Fed lead digestions, 
Still couldn't get this kids kick'n to stop,
Never rippin da block, 
Second guess'n blessin's while I piss in yur pot!
Act'n as if yur not, 
Sit'n n follow'n visions wish'n yur spit'n plateau was hot,
In fact, I even heard ya copped,
And swallowed a whole bottle of Tobasco Sauce!
I Fan disasters, the switch master,
Grasp'n at gas canisters for holocausts,
Yur spew'n exhaust, scatter'n faster than Lannisters, 
My Danza serve, showin'em Who's The Boss!
Never been clued to rocks,
You couldn't handle work,
Just stand n smirk, 
Steal'n yur shoes n socks like I planned it first!
Im a candid jerk,
Not a fuck given when yur feelings are hurt,
Lookin bland at first,
Shuck'n clams underneath yur girls mini skirt.
These Dudes crammed with nerves,
But cud never be better than me,
Im the man that ran to set the curve,
Best test checker, Scan Tron me G!
Watch'n my Bic pen bleed,
My grips been itch'n like Ive been palm'n fleas,
BG flows Watergate to Nixon's knees,
Cold n sick stricken, I cud make Obama freeze!
Views like a comet see's, lay'n MC's to rest, 
Lines are Russian chin check'n Apollo Creeds,
Do ya follow me, im bust'n to end discussions,
Y'all been suck'n so long you need to borrow knees!

Edited by Brotha Goose - 18 February 2014 at 8:45am

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Brotha Goose Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 07 July 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Status: Offline Points: 2318 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 10-10-0 Form: LWLWLL	Post Options Post Reply Quote Brotha Goose Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Topic: The King's Speech Posted: 18 February 2014 at 7:48am
	Bodacious crazes, Brands of space cases coming from mars, Nameless faces, Fans of wasteland capers and monkey bars. All trunkless cars, No taste for pack'n heat, Fire Front'n sparks, So I stay track'n feet. Gums flap'n at me? The Goose he soars high, Youngin's yap'n at me? Noose for yur neck yur floored guy! Im bored why? Too many riders and busy dicks, About a chord shy, So fuck'n sick of these Trizzy clicks! With a soar eye, Ditzy dudes look'n like Dixie Chicks, Flip'n the script, When I come through whip'n pistol grips! Thats the real shit, While you keystyle in footie pajamas, Never been selebate, D's child defiled sell'n rufied bananas! MC Hammers, Jump'n planes in pairs of parachute pants, Scared lil baby bammers, Hump'n legs when they're cued to dance. And they rude with rants, can you vote for me? So many Cuba fans, bet they float for free! Watch'n yur flows freeze, like lakes in fargo, Wont go far though, Ya fake steeze still under embargo! Got loads of cargo, Bars are barges sail'n seas, Stay fail'n G, Yur skies are starless im marked astronomy. So pardon me, If Im sound'n full of myself, I target beats, While Ya Netcee hope'n for Veterans help! Ya restless yelps, Like plush puppies left out in the rain, Got slept for brains, Guppies helpless get'n flushed wet to drains. Ima shelf yur names, Antiques left collect'n dust, I know ya fealt the pain, Weak scripts yur no Exoduzt! Been infected rust, LA's need'n a tetanus shot, So SYN weddin injections like polygamist Docs! Fed lead digestions, Still couldn't get this kids kick'n to stop, Never rippin da block, Second guess'n blessin's while I piss in yur pot! Act'n as if yur not, Sit'n n follow'n visions wish'n yur spit'n plateau was hot, In fact, I even heard ya copped, And swallowed a whole bottle of Tobasco Sauce! I Fan disasters, the switch master, Grasp'n at gas canisters for holocausts, Yur spew'n exhaust, scatter'n faster than Lannisters, My Danza serve, showin'em Who's The Boss! Never been clued to rocks, You couldn't handle work, Just stand n smirk, Steal'n yur shoes n socks like I planned it first! Im a candid jerk, Not a fuck given when yur feelings are hurt, Lookin bland at first, Shuck'n clams underneath yur girls mini skirt. These Dudes crammed with nerves, But cud never be better than me, Im the man that ran to set the curve, Best test checker, Scan Tron me G! Watch'n my Bic pen bleed, My grips been itch'n like Ive been palm'n fleas, BG flows Watergate to Nixon's knees, Cold n sick stricken, I cud make Obama freeze! Views like a comet see's, lay'n MC's to rest, Lines are Russian chin check'n Apollo Creeds, Do ya follow me, im bust'n to end discussions, Y'all been suck'n so long you need to borrow knees! Edited by Brotha Goose - 18 February 2014 at 8:45am


Manc Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Superior Member Joined: 02 April 2010 Status: Offline Points: 7032 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 82-4-2 Form: WWWWNW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Manc Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 February 2014 at 12:38pm
	Lol @ while you keystyle'n in footie pyjamas & ya need to borrow knees pahaha!!! This was nice Bro. I like the short audio flow you got ere. Nice schemes n shit - shots fired?

Brotha Goose Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 07 July 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Status: Offline Points: 2318 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 10-10-0 Form: LWLWLL	Post Options Post Reply Quote Brotha Goose Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 February 2014 at 12:48pm
	BANG! haha


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	Lmfao. that was dope shit right there. Loved your short line scheme here. Straight fire. You had some dope concepts like that pajama line,tetanus shot, nixon knees etc lol. Flow was smooth for me and it was easy to catch. This piece definitely did its job and you perfectly got the message across in a real humorous fashion. Syn motherfuckers!! Haha Props bro
	Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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	Seriously, the flow in this was aggressive as fuck! You also dropped some names to which I thought was dope! You had a shit ton of quotables but my favourite bar had to be the shucking clams under your girls mini skirt! Smh, straight raw This was killer
	The original comeback kid

Brotha Goose Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 07 July 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Status: Offline Points: 2318 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 10-10-0 Form: LWLWLL	Post Options Post Reply Quote Brotha Goose Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 February 2014 at 2:40pm
	I really appreciate all the luv fam!


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	fucking sick and 5 stars man. doopppe! lol, you good man.
	~Insight The Inspired~

Brotha Goose Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 07 July 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Status: Offline Points: 2318 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 10-10-0 Form: LWLWLL	Post Options Post Reply Quote Brotha Goose Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 February 2014 at 8:19pm
	Whoever left the hater rating is a pure bred fucking faggot... descended from a long line of faggots...gud to see y'all carrying on the faggotry in yur bloodline. Those who did feed.....its greatly appreciated...thx!


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	Dam goose this was hot the closer had me falling out my chair solid peice
	I'll explode at the drop of a dime like proximity mines

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	This piece was dope af goose. You had dope concepts and the flow was awesome and easy to catch. I cant even pick a favorite bar from this cuz it was all dope. All I have to say is keep up the good work and stay blessed.


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	Good shit here Goose, that short bar shit got your flow on fuckin point bruh, Not sure who u was throwin shots at but shit was cool tho. Had a lot of them Metaphors and good references. I had to read this the whole way thru, and it Was entertainin thru the whole thing. Nice drop dawg
	Allow me to retort, you cowards is just learnin the shit we been teachin

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	Like plush puppies left out in the rain, Got slept for brains, Guppies helpless get'n flushed wet to drains. Ima shelf yur names, Antiques left collect'n dust, I know ya fealt the pain, Weak scripts yur no Exoduzt! ^ haydes get the gas face

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	those ain't just multi syllabic rhymes they're multi syllabic lines. Needless to say, I loved the multi's and the rhyme scheme... My favorite part was at the end... My grips been itch'n like Ive been palm'n fleas, BG flows Watergate to Nixon's knees, Cold n sick stricken, I cud make Obama freeze! Views like a comet see's, lay'n MC's to rest, Lines are Russian chin check'n Apollo Creeds, Do ya follow me, im bust'n to end discussions, Y'all been suck'n so long you need to borrow knees! ^ that shit was dope, line after line... good shit goose keep it up

Exoduzt Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Superior Member NaCl Joined: 08 April 2006 Location: Long Island Status: Offline Points: 5331 Crew: Elision Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 41-7-5 Form: WWWWWW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Exoduzt Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19 February 2014 at 9:00pm
	Nice Goosey! You keep stepping it up every time you drop. This is some of my favorite work from you. You had some hard lines in here. Good looks on the shout out you know that was my favorite line haha. Overall Goosey this is some of my favorite work from you good shit


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	Holy shiii.. Not much else to say that this was straight

Kiki Spirez Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Superior Member Joined: 30 December 2008 Location: Chesterfield Status: Offline Points: 4375 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 68-26-0 Form: WWWWLW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kiki Spirez Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 February 2014 at 9:43pm
	This was very dope man. I always find your stuff dope, but i'll be super honest and say that cos of your style and relaxed personality, you tend you have a dope flow, then go off it on a tangent or with a bit of adlibing, just cos you can and you feel like it. Which is cool, cos that makes you you, and it's got a nice charm to it. But i've got to admit, I loved that you did a piece where you were just focused as fuck, and didn't go for a simple structure in order to put forward your emotions. You upped the anti in both aspects, and it really worked. Keep up bro.


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	What Concrete said...for real... I also agree a lot with Kiki...There's always an enjoyment factor to your writing/opens even if sometimes the content can be a bit laid back and in a bunch of different areas...I think this along with the confessional topical is one of my favorite opens from you though...I think the ending was especially tight...Keep it up, well done.


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	I really appreciate y'all s time n effort.....I love u dudes....sniff...tear....*sniff


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	Dope shit Goose, the short bar really works well for you ^ Flawless flow throughout this whole piece Favorite lines "Been infected rust, LA's need'n a tetanus shot, So SYN weddin injections like polygamist Docs!" The Tabasco sauce line was dope and your closing line was a perfect way to end it off Had me rolling too, dope shit here from you goose.
	Go my Minions!